Ornery Things Conney Did Today (So Far)

  1. Chased a cat up a tree.
  2. Shredded some tissues.
  3. Somehow got the cap off Sean's chapstick and ate it.
  4. Moved my sweatshirt from the middle of the dining table to the floor.
  5. Refused to go out in the rain so she had to be carried.
  6. Flung my nice leather boots in the air with her mouth (even though I moved them to a place she couldn't get to during the day).
  7. Pounced on my face as soon as the alarm went off this morning.

The nice, well-behaved Conney we adopted might have all been an act.